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Jan 13, 20212 min
Updated: Jan 14, 2021
No matter how much you may consider yourself open to new things, there is one thing all humans are picky about, who their Mario Kart character is. There’s a reason for this. Who you select as your go-to racer says a lot about who you are as a person.
Fuck astrology! You can learn a lot more about a person from which character they select on Mario Kart than you can from what half goat, fish, planet sign they are. Don’t believe me? Our buddy Mike Long from Dadurdays Brewing (@dadurdaysbrewing) slid into our DMs with the proof.
You have to admit, this is pretty spot on! Thank you, Mike for the #content. Got anything to add, let us know!
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